pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.