She's JV to your varsity
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.