Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Holy shit dude........stairs
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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