respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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