You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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