there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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