Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The best revenge is premature balding
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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