What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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