My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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