went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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