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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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