people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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