It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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