note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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