He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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