you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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