and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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