check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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