So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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