I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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