im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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