idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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