have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I stole a fireplace last night.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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