Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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