I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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