My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
a search helicopter?!
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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