i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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