okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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