But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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