Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I think your dad took our porno
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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