Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
So. Much. Porn.
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