I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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