oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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