About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think my moral compass just broke
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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