Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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