yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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