first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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