Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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