i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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