just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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