Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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