I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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