hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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