I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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