they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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