You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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