There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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