I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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