dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Barsexuality is the new black.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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