dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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