Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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