I wish i was in the wii world.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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