I need help removing her.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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