And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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